Timmys parents beg us to come and work in your country because there's a labor shortage and fertility crisis. Timmy proceeds to seethe and dilate since his brain hurts from the geopolitical complexities he does not understand and he gets his information from /pol/ and Twitter. Timmy could apply himself and get a comfortable job at Amazon or whole foods, grab a juicy Latina girlfriend but says "noooooo, it's too zogged to have a healthy life with diverse friends"
