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carol knight evidence:
>the knight has reindeer horns
>carol owns two huge samurai swords
>carol is clearly the person calling kris
>carol and the knight are both confirmed to know how to get into the bunker
>both carol and the knight's theme songs are the sound of creepy breathing
>carol knows about the soul
>both carol and the knight clearly have a special relationship with kris
>there's no way dess could walk around hometown in broad daylight without someone noticing her

dess knight evidence:
>the sword kinda looks like a baseball bat
>the knight has reindeer horns

and yet for some reason dess knight is vastly more popular. i just don't get it.