Did you finish your MARE SLUT checklist, anon?
>Plap in Ul'Dah
>Plap at an /xivg/ meetup
>Plap in a random person's house
>Plap in a friend's house (without them knowing)
>Plap someone's EB/Crush
>Plap behind your EB/Crush's back
>Plap a MODBEAST

You aren't going to the mare-grave without finishing off your PBL (Plap Bucket List) are you?