>>214440625
>He made it to the toilet in their house that time, the same one adjacent to the master bedroom, but uhh...the toilet seat wasn't up.
LOL thanks for making me feel better about my own alcoholism, bud. I might be downing a 6pack+ every night for over a decade, but at least I manage to piss in the pot. (knock on wood)
>in b4 idrinkmorethanyou
S'not a race, bud.