>april 16, 2067
>james wakes up and turns on his 40 year old pc
>they got too expensive to keep upgrading with just neetbux
>he verifies his ID and pays $15.99 to boot windows for the day
>goes to 4chan.gov
>finds the drawthread
>pays .0000002 clovercoin to enter
requesting...
>wheeze
requesting... jas...
>cough
in a bikini...
>backlinks the 57 requests that were made without his consent last night
>dies before pressing submit