PRESIDENT DRUMPF

Can I interest you in a trade? You will give me:
- an apple
- a pear
- 2 Bananas

I will give you:
- Orange
- Plum
- Pineapple
- Mango
- Papaya
- Lychee
- Avocado
- Kiwifruit
- Banana Tree
- A Monkey to eat the banana from the banana tree
- You have the option to name the monkey George
- You can also call george the monkey "george" for short

This is a limited time offer choose wisely

- You can keep the monkey as a pet, guaranteed he is going to be the best monkey ever

- They monkey will love you and is immortal