When Evo is under Rick the Hadou: "I have to occasionally see people I think look ugly at a video game tournament, boo hooo :(((" - lil Chuddy

When Evo is under Mohammad bin Salman: "MY PANTS WERE A QUARTER INCH TOO SHORT AND NOW I'M GETTING SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND THROWN INTO THE GUTTER, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS EVIL AS FUCK" - Normal person

Is that really worth it to you people?