>>519198526
he leads a genuinely happier and more fulfilling life than i'll ever have
why can't i turn off my brain and enjoy reddit things

>bring my girlfriend over
>she gets naked
>I try to put it in
>dick too big

why am i cursed.

girlfriend tells me she
>loves me
>im the only one for her
>im irreplaceable
>she wouldnt leave me for a bajillion dollars

im just wondering how long until she leaves me
how do i make my brain stop this

>>714101820
I had an account with that tanned sniper girl but i forgot the details to it

>>40067009
>they are literally 30 years or older

Is it really so bad to be in my 30s now? Is this board only for the young?