>be me
>fat bald brownoid
>dangerously close to wizard status
>go to club
>see cute 7/10 girl in latex dress
>similar to picrel
>awkwardly staring
>compliment her, start talking
>autism kicks in ASAP
>she somehow isn't creeped out
>asks for my info
>messages me today
>wants to go to an event together

Uhh... what the fuck do I do? I can't keep up the charade forever. This thread is cursed.