Is it possible to be virgin in South America?

Things you can't do in this god forsaken shithole continent:

>Retire at 60
>Have a pension
>Earn a decent wage
>Find a property downtown in a neighborhood that isn't a crime ridden shithole
>Get sick
>Buy any electronics without paying twice the price
>Trust the police
>Trust your neighbors or your community
>Trust people won't take advantage of you or milk the system
>Expect people to pay the bus fare
>Own a firearm
>Find a woman that isn't a whore
>Have decent public services
>Get anything done without paying money under the table
>Go out at night without worrying you'll get shot or kidnapped for your wallet
>Leave your bike outside chained to a fence
>Leave your things unattended on any kind of setting
>Pass by several centuries old buildings on your way to work
>Have massive festivals or sporting events that don't devolve on gun fights or stabbings
>Travel on holidays to the developed world without having border officers looking at your passport 20 times and asking all sorts of questions
>Study at world renowned universities
>Eat at restaurants with Michelin stars
>Drive a nice car without having it stolen at gun point

Paradise

Ball is currently in their court, will they all join Chinese bugmen pact?