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Because his entire life was about tard-wrangling his childhood friends from doing retarded shit on the daily, he plaps one girl means even more tard-wrangling while he wants is the standard dream of a quiet life with his relics.
The comedy is that he will never escape them no matter what he does, his childhood friends see him as their big brother and can't function without him around, Tino sees Kray as the second coming of Isekai jesus, the guild members keep throwing more and more responsibilities on top of his shoulders no matter how many times he delegates to ark or his sexy secretary.