Ode to /ptg/
(A Love Song for the Terminally Online)

In the land of threads where schizos play,
Where Trump posts golden memes all day,
A leaf logs in with Timmy's cries,
While CoomerPole's lost in tiddy thighs.

The Bruce is loose with ten cig packs,
Kraut’s late again—he’s off the tracks.
A Britbong whines about his tea,
"Oi! My NHS won’t cover pee!"

YankeeDoodle drops a bomb,
Then shitposts hard from Uncle’s farm.
Mexifren says "Hola bro,"
As cartel memes begin to flow.

The thread's a mess, the jannies cope,
But still we post with pride and hope.
We ride with Trump, our orange knight,
In peepee light and poopoo fight.