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>Emily: "You wanted to save your dog, and a demon tricked you into selling him your soul?!"
>Anon: "I know, tragic!" Anon said dramatically.
>Emily: (gasp) "Oh, Anon, you deserve to go to heaven. Don't worry, I'll buy your soul," she said, hugging you tightly.
>What Emily didn't know was that Anon didn't even have a dog. No, he was a cat person.