https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdEupVsL07E

Rate my rewrite of Peace Sells, dedicated to haitiANO:

What do you mean I "don't have a life?"
I post in /uhg/ every day
What do you mean I "don't hate the beggars?"
I seethe at them when I have to
What do you mean I "have to touch grass for a bit?"
Got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean I "don't pay for my drugs?"
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?

[Refrain]
If there's a new john
Oh, I'll be the first in line
But he better pay this time

[Verse 2]
What do you mean I "hurt your feelings?"
I didn't know you had any feelings
What do you mean I "ain't kind?"
I'm just the Azuca kind
What do you mean I "don't own all of /uhg/?"
Tell me something
You'd still like to see scat, right?

[Refrain]
If there's a new john
Oh, I'll be the first in line
But he better pay this time

[Bridge]
Can you put a price on ass?

[Pre-Chorus]
Ass, ass sells
Ass, ass sells

[Chorus]
Ass sells, but who's buying?
Ass sells, but who's buying?
Ass sells, but who's buying?
Ass sells, but who's buying?