>>520717827
I get nearly a month of PTO a year and plan our fun accordingly to ensure I'm clean by the time I return to work. Example-Nornal days off are Saturday Sunday. Take three days PTO Thursday, Friday, Monday. Get yakked Thursday and fuck allllllll day long. Take it easy Friday-Monday to recover since its so harsh. By Tuesday I'm pissing clean. As fun and rewarding as kids are, I'm not sure I want to bring another human into this hellscape. I'm too old anyway. If I had them now I would be nearly 70 by the time they turned 18. I would rather be irresponsible, deviant, stay healthy, and enjoy my comfy as fuck life. Look at my dog faggot.

>>519091024
Yes, we also had dog bears
>>519091008
Happy you enjoy living in a concrete jungle
>>519091211
So a good kind of spooky? Like a Beetlejuice kind of comfy?