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>But escaping the barbarians should (in theory) be easier than escaping the mad wizard, and the risk of occasional rape is probably better than the risk of eternal non-stop rape
>Unless this is another test by the mad wizard
>Do mad wizard’s even appreciate loyalty? Or do they respect treachery more, particularly from those who they forced to join them under duress?
>Also the mushrooms are starting to kick in now
>Like really fucking bad
>Were they even Orange Spotted Mushrooms? It is not like they were labelled....oh fuck, is that elephant real, anything is possible in a pocket dimension run by a mad wizard
>I try to regain my composure
“Uhm, I accept your offer, but I don’t know anything about shrooms”
>No you idiot, I think to myself, or maybe say to myself, you aren’t talking to your mom, knowing a few things about shrooms makes you useful to them and reduce the chances they will see you as nothing but a mobile sex toy
“Actually I might know a few things about shrooms, why don’t you tell me all about your escape plan with your back turned to me while I go try to find something on that shelf that induces vomiting, and then go pee in a jar while I still have some control over my bodily functions
>Not my best moment, but at least my mind is too muddled to be paralyzed by fear now