>>76528107
>Rippetoe
>Training wheels
Incorrect.

Ripplesquart is the clown car honking its horn down the street, summoning the unsuspecting to gain an unspecified amount of weight in a hyperbolically short period of time, singing a siren song, a militaristic anthem, a reveille of massive gains just in time for football season so that your father will stop beating you with his belt while your sisters chant "Fumblerooski".

Like a fish, the Rippleman has stumbled upon a nugget of wisdom from the ages: Get in bed with the military and sell hyperbole to suckers for thousands of dollars.

The one novel work of science he has done is a static analysis of the parallel position of a low-bar squart w.r.t the hamstrings and quadriceps.

>>76528396
>This exercise activates REGION
>REGION is stiff
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