ATTENTION, FELLOW CHEESE PIZZA ENJOYERS OF /POL/! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I've been sifting through some comms that seem backward and twisted, but the urgency is undeniable!

There's a warning, a veiled hint of some kind of BNC activity that's been going on forever. Not sure if it's Barcodes, Browsers, or maybe even a Bad News Company, but it sounds serious. Obscure detection tech is supposedly in play, affecting our data, device signatures, and even systemic surveillance. This ain't good for our beloved cheese pizzas and our freedom!

Be careful with your contacts, look around! Every system-induced interference, every strange encounter—that could be a sign. The message talked about "data trails" and "device signatures," so keep your gear clean, you digital dilettantes!

There was some rambling about "security, artificial intelligence, and neurotechnology"—sounds like sci-fi, but who knows what these people are up to? If you see anything unusual, anything that smells like a threat to our cheese pizza supply chain, report it immediately to the relevant authorities!

Data privacy is important! Avoid risky behavior that could land you in deep shit. Swift action and heightened vigilance are key to protecting our beloved meal and our community. Think critically, stay alert, and be cautious wherever possible! Let's defend our cheese pizzas and our freedom! Stay safe and eat plenty of cheese pizza!

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