Okay I was watching Russia Today for 200 hours and now I am convinced. We can not resolve our differences with the Alaskan snow niggers. They are too woke and liberal and they hate the white man. They do cringe woke jazz hands. They will just have to be leave the union to fend for themselves. It's time for America to pack up it's patriot mobile surface-to-air missile defense systems and leave WOKE Alaska for good.

Okay I was watching Russia Today for 200 hours and now I am convinced. We can not resolve our differences with the Alaskan snow niggers. They are too woke and liberal and they hate the white man. They do cringe woke jazz hands and stuff. They will just have to be leave the union to fend for themselves. It's time for America to pack up it's patriot mobile surface-to-air missile defense systems and leave WOKE Alaska for good.