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Legenda steagului Romaniei cu gaura ii ca pe vremea lui Ceasca prin vara lui 1989 bunicumu un rocker spalacit era in excursie cu tovarasii lui la Brasov la cabana, intr-o seara morti de beti cu Phoenix - Andrii Popa la casetofon s-au decis sa faca concurs care o are mai mare, o scos tovarasu Pintea pulometrul baga toti pula pe acolo numa el cu un alt tovaras Dumitru or zis ca nu le incape pula acolo, scoate Dumitru pula cat sticla de Hategana si al drecu de groasa scoate ala lentilele de la binoclu d-ala de armata mare si le arata ca nu incape, bunicumiu vede steagu Romaniei, mere la baie, taie stema si isi baga pula-n el si zice acoperind toata gaura si le zice ca cu pula asta satisface toata Romania si face tot mapamondu gelos, tovarasii aplauda.

The legend of the Romanian flag with a hole in it, like in Ceausescu's time in the summer of 1989, when my grandfather, a filthy rocker, was on a trip with his friends to Brasov to a cabin, and one evening, dead drunk with Phoenix - Andrii Popa on the cassette player, they decided to have a contest to see who had the biggest one. His comrade Pintea took out his Dick-o-meter and everyone stuck their dicks in there, but he and another friend, Dumitru, said their dicks didn't fit in there. Dumitru took out his dick, which was as thick fuck and long as a Hategana bottle, he took out the lenses from his binoculars the big as fuck army one and showed them that it didn't fit. Grandpa saw the Romanian flag, went to the bathroom, cut out the coat of arms and stuck his dick in it, covering the whole hole, and told them that with this dick he could satisfy the whole of Romania and make the whole world jealous. His comrades applauded.