>>149738755 >M&M assume Anon and Loono are gay and invite them on a double date >they're both straight bros, but they reason that it's free food and they're both secure enough that a peck and an arm around the shoulders isn't a big deal >little did they know how long this ruse would continue >"I just wanted a meal, man. Didn't think I'd end up in a fake engagement to a fake faggot."