PPPPPFFFFFBBBBBRRRRRAAAAALLLLLPPPPPZZZZZTTTTT~ *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *plop* *splat* *splat* *splat* *Blorp* *Blorp* *Blorp* *PLUNK*

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened.

Now, if you'll excuse me...

PPPPPBBBBBFFFFFRRRRRLLLLLAAAAAPPPPPZZZZZTTTTT~
*PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP*

>>280666639
Like volcanos. They have bazookas for buttholes.
>>280666676
Imagine the ASMR.