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Muttering and frightened gasps fill the passengers of the plane, the flower trio have already begun to faint and fall over themselves, with shrill cries of, "The horror! The Horror!"

Stewardesses attempt to calm a mare and her stallion as they argue over who is running this ship, and that they want their hard earned bits back.

The intercom whines and continues, "Please extinguish all cigarettes, place your tray tables in their upright, locked position"

Anon, holding the intercom button firmly looks on stoicly, the rumble of the plane and a tied up and gagged Windy, doing little to phase him from his preplanned speech.

"Captain says.. Put. Your head. On your knees."
"Captain says.. Put your head in your hooves- put your hooves on your hips, aha ha ha.."

>Meanwhile in the passenger cabin, Twilight begins focusing her magic, straining to encompass the plane in her magical aura attempting to stabilize it. Something about the materials of the vehicle as well as its sheer size have made it difficult for her though as she begins to pant in exertion. What was Anon doing? Was that just nervous laughter?

Another crackle of static from the intercom, "This is your Captain,"
>A quiet fills passenger compartment as dozens of souls listen intently; many taking notice of a feeling quiet opposite to what they felt upon take off,
"we are going down" he continues with a long pregnant pause, before he finishes, "We are all going down.. together. Standby."

Shrieks erupt from behind Anon, as he hears the entirety of the plane go into a full panic, unable to act beyond keeping themselves strapped into their seats, and try to remember the inflight safety procedure.

There are furious knocks at the since locked cockpit door, Windy, looking between it and the drizzle of rain now pattering against the windshield- terror invading his eyes as he locks his gaze with yours.

"You know, I've got this funny feeling I've seen this all before.. Why?"
"'Cause I'm a caveman.."

>Back in the passenger compartment Rarity, her mane frazzled lifts up her mask groggily, "Twilight dear, what is happening? Whats this about a caveman?"
>"Rarity, the plane is experiencing a malfunction! I need your help to get it upright again!"

"Why?" says Anon into the mic, "'Cause I've got eyes in the back of my head.."

>"What the hay is Anon talking about??" Applejack bellows, straining to look over her chair towards the front, "Has he lost his marbles??"
>"I don't know!" shouts Twilight gritting her teeth, I need to concentrate on this spell! Applejack, Pinkie, see if you can get to the pilots cabin and figure out whats going on!"