>>64488493
>US owns everything east of 145E and some to the west
>literal mountains of unexploited resources
>American boomtowns popping up everywhere, land is dirt cheap
>Bering strait completely US owned
>Japan regains the Kurils and Karafuto
>China regains Upper Manchuria and takes additional lands up to Yakutsk
>tensions ease because they have so much new land they couldn't care less about Taiwan
>even the fucking Mongols make a militaristic return and take land including the entirety of lake Baikal
>Kazakhs finally free of CSTO vassalhood turn on their former master
>verifiable footage of Norks fighting beside South Koreans and US troops several times through conflict
>Any land east of the Urals not claimed full of numerous small kingdoms, principalities, and republics
>Ukraine almost doubles claiming land all the way to the Caspian
>Lithuania and Poland invade Kaliningrad
>Finland outright doubles in size, so does Estonia
>Georgians finally able to crush Russian puppets and regain full control of their lands
>even Belarus gets in on the fun and takes Smolensk Oblast
>the new republics of Tula and Izhevsk declare each other rivals in competition to see who can sell the most guns and ammo to the US market
>what remains of Russia is basically a landlocked bombed to shit (friendly fire) Moscow
>everything of value parted out or independent
>WWIII is basically just everyone kicking the shit out of Russia together
>all kicked off by a single dud nuke landing mostly harmlessly in the center of Ukrainian hyper--fortress Kharkiv
>east/west peace and an end to saber rattling for at least a century all because a Russian nuke tech decided he needed to snort coke off a hooker's ass while gleefully eating caviar on a yacht instead of maintaining the arsenal including that one particular nuke
I know it's nearly impossible but a man can dream.

>>64408315
>immediately launch an operation to (operationally) take over station because the dumb fucks in charge allowed the inmates to guard the asylum
>execute /pol/, /x/, /mlp/, /bant/, /cm/, /hm/, /lgbt/, /y/, and most of /d/
>seal /b/ block and sever system connections as it's mostly bots and rogue AIs stuck in loops
>boards like /o/, /n/, /diy/, and /fit/ assigned to station development and wellbeing
>boards like /a/, /c/, /lit/, and /mu/ tasked with media creation
>/soc/, /hc/ and /biz/ in charge of station dating establishments and brothels
>/pw/, /out/, /an/, /qst/, and some /k/ommandos tasked with "acquiring" actual real women for the station in away teams
>survivors of /d/ tasked with creating actual cat girls and slime girls for uh... research purposes?
>/fit/ and /ck/ in charge of station nutrition, away teams also "acquire" ingredients while parts of /an/ operate hydroponic/aquaponic grow facilities
>assign teams from /k/, /m/, /diy/, and /g/ to high tech weapons development
>boards not mentioned assigned to relevant tasks or executed where appropriate

The station state of 4chanistan will be a great and prosperous space nation! All will see our memes and despair!