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Gacha game, japan and korea:
>NPC: Hello dear, I am making Radish Soup, but I am out of Radishes.
>Instructions: Get 3 Radishes for the Old Lady.
>Hands over Radishes
>NPC Old Lady: Thank you dear! Here, I'll teach you Judgement Cut! Da na na na!
Gacha game, china:
>NPC: Hello dear, I was going to make some Radish Soup, but the Radishes that my late husband used to love are high up on the mountain.
>ChingChong: Wow! You used to be married, Granny?
>NPC: Yes, dear. I was. But that was so long ago, and these knees of mine can't make the trip up the mountain anymore. What a long journey it is to get those Radishes, for this soup.
> ChingChong: So what you're saying is that you want to get some Radishes.
> ChingChongNongNingTao: To make some soup that your late husband used to like.
> ChingChong: But you have bad knees and the Radishes are really high up there.
> ChingChong: NinghaoChingChong thinks we should help Granny, what do you think *eerie silence but our name is written here?
>Rover Option A: We should
>Rover Option B: We should but it is Option B
>NPC: That is very kind of you two, helping out an old lady like myself that has bad knees.
> ChingChong: That is what ChingChong does, help people!
>NPC: The Radishes are up the hill over there.
> ChingChong: The hill up there you say? We should go to the hill up there! Come on, Lily is on the case!
>Walks 5 feet towards the hill
>NPC: Do you have the Radishes that I needed for my Knee Revitalizing Radish Soup?
>NPC: Thank you for going all this way for an old lady like me, with bad knees. Here let me teach you how to make this delicious Radi-
> ChingChong interrupts: ChingChong still can't believe that you were married!
>NPC: Why yes, I was. His name was Lucifer Satanrino, and he was a member of the Jackareni Floatition of the Radish Knee Brigade over in Flockistaniana and he was such a looker, with his eyes, that could see knees for days. Well, I was a young smitten...