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I was doing a rodeo out of town and some of the other clowns wanted to have breakfast at a bar so they could start drinking. We had limited time. I was served someone else's omelette, which was filled with peppers and onions and other shit I'd never want in there, along with the wrong toast. Some other fool had already started eating my sausage and cheese omelette and I was stuck with the wrong one. There was no time to get a new one nor did the morning barmaid offer. I had to pay for a shitty bar kitchen omelette I didn't order because of the circumstances.

That's surely not the worst one but it's the only one I can think of right now. I'll try and remember more.
I'm more of a glass-half-full guy usually so I'm very forgiving of meals out if they taste good and everyone is nice.