>>514933606
>be in debt by 37 trillion dollars
>manufacture 37 platinum coin worth $1,000 each
>say their worth is actually $1,000,000,000,000 each
>deposit them
>debt erased!
>couple days later, super secret ninja chinks break into the vault
>steal all 37 coins
>China now 37 trillion dollars richer
>USA in shambles forever and ever