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The monkey paw aspect of this is that no matter how many husband and wives you have, and no matter how many children, you will always want more. The more your family grow, the more liquid mass you will gain, eventually bring able to split yourself to be in many places at once. Your standards for who might make a good parent and who might make a good children will also refine themselves. You might convert many of your husband and wives to slime children, realizing that a chaste maternal relationship with them would be far better.

In time if you are not careful, the whole world might consist of nothing but you and your beloved children. You will find this eternity of caring for your progeny delightful. And besides, a being of your size and power would certainly be able to figure out space travel or dimension hopping? Your maternal love will never be restrained.

>I wish I could open a local gym that turns men and women that attend it into gym bunnies, whatever that means