I see it as them volunteering to be sacrificed

no shit... It's like they've walked up to the chopping block and laid their head on it and looked up at me and challenged me

NO PROBLEM, BITCH HERE WE GO

Right?....
I wouldn't have even noticed them unless they had rolled out the red carpet for me

My personal favorite technique is to demonstrate that they don't know anything about psychology whatsoever

I always find that to be a feather they Don't want to stick into their mother fucking hat