>>536440004
Faust is high quality! Very high quality!
Faust has so many pixels!
You can see every individual thread of her sweater!
Even the tiniest beads of sweat are discernable on Faust's pale skin!
Faust is so proud of her quality!
Hm, what's this?
Oh no, it's small indie studio optimization!
The game is struggling!
Faust tries to move, but the game freezes!
Faust feels so helpless!
Not to worry, surely the game can sort itself out?
It does!
Faust can move again!
Something taps Faust's shoes!
It's a weird purple-haired man!
He's so tiny!
But now Faust feels funny!
Faust tries speaking, but her mouth blends into her skin!
Oh no, Faust is losing quality!
Faust can't even move fingers anymore, it's all a solid mass!
Everything is so blurry!
Something catches her blurry eyes!
It's Hong Lu's 967K poly 3D model!
The bloom and volumetric lights alone rob her of what little sight she had left!
Oh, you small indie devs!