>>544545042
Urkel...
why do you think anyone is obligated to work for you drawing NASTY AHH GOONER SLOP just because you threw 500 dollars at them?

What, am I one of your redneck strippers you have in the deep dirty south?

I'm supposed to put on a cowgirl hat and start twerking for you as I put the money in my daisy dukes?

Some of us have DIGNITY.

You're like those creepy white guys that can't get a white woman to fellate your one inch wonder, so you have to buy an Asian party wife.

Except it's some Taiwanese slave drawing the party wife for you at Chinese prices.


Check your ego, thug. No one owes you a favor.

Yes, paid labor in this context is a favor because the labor is just THAT abhorrent.