Tulsi Gabbard as president would be pure giga chad energy no debate she’s the warrior queen who would shred through the swamp while the establishment NPCs seethe she’s the wojak who touched grass and came back with glowing eyes ready to nuke clown world straight into orbit she’s the rare pepe level drop the doomslayer of corrupt hacks calm and disciplined like a monk but with super saiyan 3 aura she’d have globohomo elites stuck in perma rageposting while the rest of us lean back sipping their salty wojak tears knowing we finally rolled a legendary pull for president