it was my first day of middle school. I walked into the bathroom to take a leak and stepped into one of two urinals and somebody else was to my left. and I looked over and I saw their dick and it was love at first sight. I was like jesus christ. yknow. i'm not the only one on this sad cold earth that has one of those between their legs. yknow maybe this isn't such a terrible world after all. and I uh reach over and put my hand on his shoulder and I say "Hey! you and me yknow we both have dicks do you wanna like exchange dick pics sometime?" and he was like "fuck yeah dawg heres my snap". Later that day I go home, i'm on the bus yknow i'm not even talkin to my friends I'm busy lookin at my phone checkin out these amazing ass dick pics he's sending me and I just, I can barely keep it together. i'm just so happy.