>UK agrees to pay Kenyans affected by military fire
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9vd3k1dpymo

>My ex stalked me, so I joined a 'dating safety' app. Then my address was leaked
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce87rer52k3o

All the "news" on the Beeb is irrelevant shite wtf else am I meant to put here?