>>537859595
Total elven death. Kill elves, Behead elves. Roundhouse kick a long eared monkey into the concrete. Slam dunk a elf baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy elves. Defecate in a elf's food. Launch elves into the sun. Stir fry elves in a wok. Toss elves into active volcanoes. Urinate into a elf's wine. Judo throw elves into a wood chipper. Twist elves heads off. Report elves to the dwarf council. Karate chop elves in half. Curb stomp pregnant elves. Trap elves in quicksand. Crush elves in the trash compactor. Liquify elves in a vat of acid. Eat elves. Dissect elves, Exterminate elves in a gas chamber. Stomp elf skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate elves in the oven. Lobotomize all elves. Mandatory abortions for all elves. Grind half human, half elf fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown elves in siren infested water. Vaporize elves with dwarf magic. Kick old elves down the stairs. Feed elves to gargoyles. Slice elves in half with a dwarven axe.