>asl
30/m/us
>bio
There's nothing you can't find out about me through reading the Wake County Jail Report. I make Pho on the weekends and I watch horror movies and say "That's a pretty good scare" and not actually be scared. Sometimes I'll make sad accordion songs. I'll take a look at Zillow listings and make offers well below asking to demoralize boomers. Collecting and making strange art.
>looking for
Girl I can take to thrift stores so the staff doesn't think I'm stealing or a rapist. We can have fun conversations like it's My Dinner with Andre except we would actually get kicked out the Texas Roadhouse because the closer needs to pick up her kids from her BD. I don't care if you're ugly because you probably just have the most uninteresting body dysmorphia.
>not looking for
Anyone that I have to walk on eggshells for. Under 23. Tradwives. They just wanna be a neet that does laundry. Conservatives.
>contact
Gianthandshow