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>Fergie co-owned a horse called Rock of Gibraltar with the club's previous owners
>The horse retires and goes into stud mode
>Fergie claims he's got some breeding rights
>He did not
>Fergie sues the owners over the horse's breeding rights
>While the court case is going on, Glazers take notice and quietly increase their shares from 2% to 30%
>Fergie forces a settlement out of court for about £2 million
>Owners sell their shares to Glazers
And that was the end of United. Everything we've enjoyed ever since all boils down to THIS HORSE'S CUM