>>42784355
Stupid flag poster. :^) I am 100% serious. No this isn't bait. ;) I bet that angers you even more.


>Be me at party, tall handsome prettyboy stallion
>Equally tall pretty mare sees me, our eyes connect, it was love at first sight.
>There was Mud Briar next to her talking about random bullshit and she looking very disinterested
>I walk up straight to her and say "I really feel like we have a connection together and would like to be your lover from now."
>"I feel the same way"
>We both walk off into the night and we don't even notice if Mud Briar had any reaction to the ordeal. It was like he was an NPC plant.