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I have a similar yet different theory:
>saar please saar i want to be true white aryan like you saar, plese saar
>Ok Ranjeet, i will be mercyful and give you the secret of the white man. But forever leave us alone, Deal?
>yes saar, we will leave you but please saar, tell me secret of white gods sar
>Ok, listen carefully Ranjeet. This is called a cow, i will gift you two of them. You consume what it produces. Also use its liquid on your skin. This is what my ancestors did. But you have to really take care of them so they can mulitply, understood?
>5000 years later we come back to see them worshipping them as deities, eating dung and bathing in cow piss
>FFS Ranjeet this is not what we meant!