Obesa: i hereby pass on- BURP the torch BUUUUUURP the torch-SHAAAAAAAAAAAART
Entertain the-
>falls over with a loud thud, the entirety of teyvat shaking from the impact
b-b-b-asedressha poster
>starts breathing heavily from the mere act of standing
Entertain these people with the cute-
>greasy hands start shaking from the sugar rush and diabetes
entertain these people with- SHAAAAAAAART
>shit starts leaking from her pants
the cutest cow for the rest of the ni-
>DIES OF A HEART ATTACK