You know what Bob you could have told me you didn't like my hat in person. Instead you said nothing, chain smoking and occassionally sniggering. You could have told me in person but instead your waited and wrote a song about it like a total pussy. Well now it's out in the open and everyone knows just how weird and shalllow you actually are.

Inb4 post hat

The hat isn't the issue it's the betrayal of trust