>>24666439
Ok, yeah AI is probably not the way to go. How about if someone larps as Dredd, gets his voice down pat and passes judgements on submitters' "crimes against literature"? All in jest, of course. I nominate this anon:
>>24666453
>>24666593
He seems pretty good with voice and a right-on assessor. And yeah dude, fair call; I probably shouldn't have accepted the job. As >>24666501 points out, I chose a top three as outlined in the OP, but didn't follow through on my own idea to review my winners. So why not keep a pinky swear promise: