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>its a mobilegame looking thing that never even got localised
Anon, it's a video game version of a family boardgame about Japanese trivia.
Not Jawpanese trivia like samurai and ninja. We're talking "Mukashi mukashi arutokoro, your obaasan used to make this sort of cake out of leftovers and wild berries. What is it called?"
Look at >pic related. Here's your localisation:
>276 days out of the whole year, this place sometimes doesn't get even 1 milimeter of rainfall. What's the name of Japan's least rainy prefecture famouse for its peaches?
>Okayama Prefecture
>Saitama Prefecture
>Kagoshima Prefecture
>Shizuoka Prefecture

Localising it would be like localising a game show to the tune of "I Love Latvia!" for an international audience.
People who can answer even 10% of those questions already speak Japanese.