>I can't get a job!!!!
just fucking lie. Everyone else is, and that's probably why you can't get a job.

Use AI to make a custom resume and if applicable, cover letter. Include as much truth as possible.

If you get an interview, spend time reading up on applicable things for it.

If you're not retarded, you can learn the rest through private study and practice as needed. Degrees and resumes, experience, they're not entirely useless but they're getting there with the internet and now, AI.