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>mfw black metalfags call their guitars "battleaxes"
>mfw black metalfags call their riffs "movements"
>mfw black metalfags call their vocals "invocations"
>mfw black metalfags call their KISS make-up "demon war paint"
>mfw black metalfags call their songs "spells"
>mfw black metalfags call their band mates "battle brothers"
>mfw black metalfags call their album packaging "grimoires"
>mfw black metalfags call their recording studios "dungeons"
>mfw black metalfags call their record deals "Faustian pacts"