>be me
>think Yahweh is the one true god, always has been
>find out he was originally just another Canaanite deity
>mfw Yahweh was basically Baal's coworker before getting promoted
>El was the big boss
>Baal was the storm chad
>Shahar and Shalim were out here running the dawn and dusk cycle
>mfw Yahweh was just a minor regional deity before Israelites gave him a monopoly
>ancient Israelites: "ok guys, Yahweh is supreme now"
>still awkwardly leave traces of El and Asherah in early texts >mfw the Bible is just a heavily edited lorebook with retcons
>fast forward to Christianity
>Yahweh now has **two extra forms**
>Jesus, the human DLC
>The Holy Spirit, the vague ethereal patch update
>mfw Christianity turned Yahweh into a three-in-one deal
>see the Zeus Deus connection
>realize even the Christian "God" title has Indo-European origins >mfw religion is just mythology with better branding
>mfw theology is just an eternal game of divine rebranding
