Nominating Painty the Pirate from SpongeBob SquarePants

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>If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen

/v/ was much better and had better game tastes and opinions when everyone pirated all their games