INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND GRAND DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL, VIC MIGNOGNA:

Attention /trek/, we are at TREKCON 2. In addition to the Great DS9 Watchalong on Heroes and Icons at 2200 EDT/2100 CDT, we are on the penultimate episode of TNG. Prepare all agents for the Great TNG walk along Monday 2025-09-08/16 Rabi ul Awal, 1447 A.H. The interloper's PSYOPS campaign will intensify during this period, so prepare COINTEL measures. Our team of SPECOPS Goombas are staged and equipped with tactical gabagool. Have no fear. Trust in The Plan. Praise be to Heroes and Icons. Death to the opposition. When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime.
Shadow President and Baron Twirler of the Black Parade, Vic Mignogna, out.

Urgent communiqué from Shadow President Vic Mignogna. Tune your OTP ciphers to the following:
PAPA NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER MERRY TOYOTATHON AND HAPPY HIGH HONDA DAYS
repeat
PAPA NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER MERRY TOYOTATHON AND HAPPY HIGH HONDA DAYS
Message body now contains FIPS-140-2 SHA-2048 steganographically encrypted instructions for the Great /trek/ DS9 watch along at 0200UTC. Assume discord is compromised by the infiltrator, codename faggot schizo .
Countermeasures have been deployed (see Signal chat for details; lethal contact will be made 2130 local time). We have an interloper among us, so remember the code challenge: star trek sex with shran!
Remember: Trust no one. Praise be to Heroes and Icons. BF is eternal queen of /trek/. Have faith in the Plan and Allah.
Shadow President and Mullah of the New Caliphate, Vic Mignogna, out.