"Christianity is the fable of a god who impregnated a human woman that he created to give birth to himself so he could be sacrificed to himself to redeem humanity from the fact that a clay doll he made ate a fruit in a magical garden...after being killed screaming because he had abandoned himself, he was resurrected in flesh and bones and flew away to sit on a cloud in the firmament on his right side for 2000 years...and the followers of this madness get angry when you say you don't believe it."
