>go to Japan
>sit down, but not on a bench
>put my feet up on an empty seat on the train
>refuse to speak Japanese or English, gesture only in monkey langauge
>loudly complain the fish is raw, demand it be cooked well done
>use shrine bell as gym equipment
>see tamed deer, take out my AR-15 and blow it away
>cook the meat in a trash can fire bbq
Japan should have fought harder in WW2.